Random Thoughts – New Year’s Resolutions Special

Not given much thought to New Year’s Resolutions yet? No worries. Here are a few to set you on the right path… a lighthearted one. Enjoy.

This year, I will…

I will be more imaginative. I will not bore my boss with the same excuse for taking the day off. I will come up with new ones. I will drive more carefully — neighbors are starting to notice the dents on my car. I will work less, take it easy. All work and no play can make you a dull person. I will sit on the floor more often, just for a new perspective.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will work with neglected children and pets — my own. I will balance my checkbook — on my nose. I will not tell the same story at every party. I’ll find a few new folks in the room and tell them the story for the first time. I will stop thinking I’ve got all the answers and just face the fact.

I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” when I go through a security check point at airports. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL!” I won’t worry so much. I will stop putting my elbows on the table.

Finally, my New Year resolution will be 1024 by 968 pixels.